21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex
1. Cover your stump
before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3.
Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your
spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong
when you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home
& whack it
8. If you think she's spunky cover your money
9. If
you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be
sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap
your dick
12. If you're going into heat, package your meat
13.
When you're undressing your venus dress up your penis
14. When you
take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck
her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your
tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap
it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never
harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
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